Sean here.
Man, when Santi said that he wanted me to write a blog for him I seriously thought that the boy was on some major crack. Some crack that i have yet to discover and then he goes and gives me his login and password. For a few seconds I was tempted to delete all of the posts that he wrote about me but i realized that my bitchy days are over and i should just get over the past. It’s wierd Internet…errrr Constant Reader writing a blog. I tried months ago to right one and then it would never come out and now Santi has giving me this pressure of writing for him because Dude he is that lame.
I suppose I could tell you about Jase but as of yesterday there is no more Jase. He couldn’t deal with all of my baggage and do i blame him? Hell fucking no. I mean I wouldn’t even date me. I have so many fucking issues that it would take an entire year to just analyze what the fuck is wrong with me. I wonder if Santi’s friend RT could pyscho-analyze me but seeing as they aren’t speaking at the moment, it would be hard for me to tlak to him.
Oh, you know what…let’s talk about my sister Sienna. This bitch. I tell ya, she has taken a page from my book. She has taken things to a whole new level. You know what the bitch did? She slept with my friend Trevor. Oh, you don’t know who Trevor is but let me tell you he makes Queenie Mclovebottom seem like King McLoveTopper. Seriously, this boy is two steps away from being a transexual. And you know what I told Sienna?
Guy who takes it up the bum+ Straight Women+ Sex=FAG HAG.
She doesn’t seem to think of things that way. She thinks that it was just meaningless sex. well yea it was meaningless sex with a gay man that now makes you a Fag Hag. And there is nothing wrong with being a fag hag. Alot of women are fag hags and they own it. And maybe she thinks that sleeping with a gay man once doesn’t make you a fag hag but man does it. It’s cool though, sometimes we all have to get ours and we do it in crazy sensless ways. Lord knows I’m one to talk. I slept with a married guy and stayed with Mike for way longer than I should have.
My hands hurt. Santi is crazy for writing this shit. His blog needs to die.
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Oh Sean…I love you!! But Sienna is going to KICK YOUR ASS!! I am sure of it! Heheheeee
Well, well, well, hellooo Sean!! Glad to see you back here again!! Listen I talked to your sister Sienna today, and man let me tell you she is getting more and more wild by the week!!!
But please tell Santi when ya see him, he better watch out cuz she just may take the entire gay community into custody!!
I don’t think Sienna would call herself a f** hag over this Trevor situation. It seems to me that it was just a beautiful thing between them two. The way she talked it wasn’t going to happen again.
Does that mean that gay men really aren’t up to speed when it comes to handling a female in the right ways???
I guess that’s a question Sienna would have to answer….