Ok so he didn’t get the hint. I finally answered my phone and was like, “Please stop calling. I’m not interested”. His response via text message, “Que?”. Oh these mexican boys and the misunderstanding of the English language. I felt like telling him, ‘You see in ENGLISH. When someone says that they [...]
Hmmm…how about no?
So I went on my date saturday and let’s just say this boy was talking about a long term relationship, on the first date. He tried to kiss me after the date but I backed off. I thought that he would get the hint but he kept calling yesterday. I hope that [...]
K-Fed, please stop.
Dear Mrs. Britney Spears,
According to an article on msn.com your husband has recently released a song. I hear it’s horrible. Now we all know that I’m a lover of cheesy pop music but even I have to draw the line somewhere. So I ask you this:
Please divorce him, quit getting fat and [...]
Myspace Mayhem
I joined myspace about 6 months ago so that I could get more people to read my blog. That has since changed. I’m addicted to it.
Here’s my url if you want to be my friend.
http://www.myspace.com/velvetsaje
But beware its like crack, but worst because it’s free
A Review: Ventana Del Soul
Almost three years ago I got this job at Ventana Del Soul. This is where I met J-Boo, Sarah, Bob and a bunch of other Austinites. I also got this really bad ass painting that I’ll post soon. Well back in the day when I worked here this place had the best Panini [...]
The Gauntlet 2 heats up.
Ok so I called her Evil Beth last week for taking out Ruthie but after reading her recap of this week’s past episode she has redeemed herself. Apparently there is a Rookie Female alliance with the Veteran Men alliance. You see the Rookie women would lose when it was a guy’s turn to [...]
Stupid shouldn’t play Cupid.
Meet Stupid, Infamous O, and Hondu. So the Infamous O(IO) and I have known each other for a very long time, some would say our entire lives but I have to make some stuff up to protect the innocent so we’ll just say we have been friends for awhile. Well IO was dating this guy [...]
The Real World: SxSw
So yesterday I went to the volunteer call like I said I would and it was complete hysteria. There were people everywhere and after a few moments of confusion someone asked me if I had seen the video about what exactly it is to volunteer. So I had to watch this 15 minute [...]
The Real World: Key West
After being disapointed with a very lackluster season of the Real World: Austin(also known as the “Danny and Melinda Show”). My faith in my favoriate reality show has been restored with the Gauntlet 2: Veterans vs. Rookies because there is some drama on there!! First, Jo from San Fransico went all banana ape shit and [...]
What you talking about Willus?
SD and I are having a picture battle on our cell phones. I think this picture is cute. What do you think?
I wish I knew how to quit you!
I was going to wait until the Oscars to write about ‘Brokeback Mountain’, and who knows I still may do that but the above link has an excellent review of the film. It’s an amazing piece of art about the rarest of human emotions: love.
I recommnend that everyone go see it. If not once [...]
Bri’ing it On.
Jaime has said practically the entire time that I’ve known him that his bestfriend, Bri is the female version of him. I should mention before someone stabs me that Bri is also my friend. So after knowing both of them for almost five years now, I’d say he is absolutely correct. She’s the yin to [...]
Was this a bad joke?
So one of my co-workers was reading the current edition of ‘People’ and they had an article about Ethiopian Idols. So being the smart ass that I am I asked, “What is the prize, like a lifetime worth of food?”
So was that a bad joke or was it funny?
New Daily Reads Added
I discoved yesterday that yet another one of my co-workers/friends has a blog. He’s actually commented on here several times, I just never figured out that it was him. Well being the bitch that I am, I demanded that I be added to his link list. He did and today he wrote a nice little [...]
