I’m addicted to reality tv.
Who said, “Was it your letter to open you stupid bitch!”?
That was Dan from the Real World: Maimi.
Who said “Stephen a relationship between you and me wouldn’t work, cause im a bitch and your gay”
That was Irene right before she left the Real World: Seattle, she was then slapped by Stephen.
Survivor’s [...]
I have a confession, part 2
Its a matter of presence, rather than presents.
I got off of work on Saturday in fear of what the night was going to bring. I was have a neurotic brain fart if you will but then…Jaime and Santi went Shopping(Jaime got sidetracked and looked for towels….the least of the worries)
That’s alot of shopping:
And then Santi cooked(and yes I can cook btw)
That’s some [...]
Neurotic Brain Farts…Added.
My bestfriend has just joined blogger after months of me beating it into his head:
Take a look….
neurotic brain farts
You might have read some of this other work:
Random Idiocy
Tommorow’s my bday….so long 22…hello 23
Expect a damn good blog coming soon…
Right Between the Eyes
Since I officially detest Ex #1 now more than ever(its not blog worthy trust me) I’ve decided that this new Garbage song will encourage me to finally rid myself of his exsistence:
Don’t care what they have to say
Why you listening to them anyway
Why do you have to give them what they want?
They love to watch [...]
He gave me the Heisman…
So I gave him the finger:
yea i met Mike(the Miz) on Friday…I tried to say hi, but oh what the fuck ever.
I do like this pic though:
Yea Lucy_Jade won a dinner with him and some other guys.
Before: (the other girl is my friend Emma)
After:
Ok thats not what really happened(actually the pics were taken within minutes [...]
A Mini Update
I’ll post more details later(and a very graphic pic) but let’s just say this weekend included more ex-Real World cast members, a drunk stupid ho, a certian finger and oh well you know more misadventures….
does it every stop?!?!
The Tale of Britney
how can you go from dating him:
to making out with her:
to doing this:
to marrying this
and now this:
oh did i forget this?
Why Britney WHY?!?!
A good Quote
” Bearing your solitude more heavily than usual. But if then you notice that it is great, rejoice because of this; for what (ask yourself) would solitude be that had no greatness; there is but one solitude, and that is great, and not easy to bear, and almost everybody come hours of intercourse, however [...]
6th and Congress
I’m sitting here staring through the glass window facing 6th street. The sun is about to go down and the city lights will soon come on. The Frost Tower which is a little more than a football field away from me will shine as brightly as a night lit owl or a glacier [...]
Real World Austin Sighting
Ok so most of you know that I have yet to have a cast sighting….until today!!! ok so here it goes.
I went to the CVS pharmacy downtown to get pictures developed for tommorow’s BB casting call but it was closed or some crap. So I decided to wait for the 1 to go south. I [...]
Angels in America
As some of you know I’ve been spending the last five days with some new “friends” Priar, Louise, Harper, Joe, Lou and Roy who have been happily been making me laugh and cry with their trails and tribulations. It’s over now and I feel bizarrely(is that a word?) empty. Their tale is [...]
im fat
So last night ex #2 called me cause it was a mutual friend’s 22nd(yea right) birthday party. Here are some of the highlights:
~”Str8″ boy who has just left his girlfriend is hanging around a bunch of homos…hmmmm…how str8 is he?
~I was leaning on a kitchen table, minding my business and enjoying my drink, I attempt [...]
