So I was just skimming over this
and found this quote “Javier burned the new Sarah Mclachlan cd last week(it’s amazing what a little agrument and backstabbing can get you, but hey I’m not complaining).”
Damn I’m funny!!!
ok enough self love for now.
Am I really funny?
1,326
Thats the number of hits I had during my first month in operation. So obviously people are reading this. The site traffic has increased dramatically over the weekend(I suspect in most part due to the arrival of the real world cast; I have a link on there so I’m sure anyone checking those [...]
And then I was ‘Like’ and she was ‘All’
Someone brought up an interesting point the other day about the evolution of the English language and how ‘like’ and ‘all’ are preceding quotes. I’ve been googling the hell out of: Evolution, English, like and all but have come up diddly squat. So I ask you this, during your next converstation try and pay attention [...]
Boulevard Of Broken Dreams
I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don’t know where it goes
But it’s home to me and I walk alone.
I’ve been addicted to that song for awhile now. It’s on every where I go, and the funny thing about is this past Saturday I was singing it on my way to [...]
Are or Aren’t they?
My sources over at The Real World Austin have reported that they have seen 3 cast members arrive today. So you know what that means? Of course you’re brilliant, I’m going to go stalk them…er I mean see if I see them out. F!ck the drama about the exes, I’m calling Justin and we are [...]
I can’t think of a title
I wanted to start this blog by rehashing this. The reason behind that is because as I was on my way to work, I passed by ex #2’s house and what do I see?? Ex #1’s truck(according to my covert sources, he’s been here for awhile now. So that’s why Ex #2 hasn’t answer/returned any [...]
Another Richard Quote
A co worker of mine was working on some meaningless program and I walk over to his desk, where Richard is sitting, legs propped up. He his nicely crossed behind his head and I ask said co worker:
Me:”Are you working on RTR?”(the meaningless work program)
Co-worker: “Yep”
Me: “And what is Richard doing?”
Co-worker: “Sitting here looking [...]
At 7-11 of all places
So I stopped by the local 7-11 to buy something to drink before venturing to job # 2 and I was standing in line this Random walked by me and in like 2 seconds I felt like I was having my first Acid flashback ever. He had this scent to him and it quickly [...]
Oops…
OK so yea I was totally busted. But it wasn’t a cause of the blogger or the message boards , but it’s because I wasn’t paying attention to my job. My bad, and trust me I’ve learned my lesson. I love this job way to much to lose it over some minute details. That is [...]
Vultures
Now why is it that my coworkers and I at job # 2 stalk the new hires just because they are fresh meat? We have even started nick naming them. First there is Adam(or Andy, we aren’t sure yet), well Scott and I have dubbed him “Sarge” cause of his crew cut and stern [...]
The Answering Machine
Now those of you who know me, know not to call me early in the morning. I hate it and I will probably end up cussing you out(example my sister-in-law aka ‘the bitch’ called me around 7:30 to ask me tax related questions, I had to be very honest with her. Mostly becuase I [...]
Random quotes from the smoker’s patio
This is something new that I’m going to be trying for the remainder of my time at job # 2.
In conversation about the current new hires:
Richard: Yay, I’ve been introducing myself to all of them off and on.
Me: Well ya becuase you’re a whore.
Richard: Weren’t you leaving?
Me: I can’t after that comment.
Enjoy!
With nothing better to do
I didn’t have to go to work til way late today so it was kinda relaxing(in reality I didn’t end up going to work because of the weather but who’s really paying attention?) I got so bored last nite that I finally finished watching this and I have to finally admit that Vercepia deserved [...]
I knew it!
Ok scott and I have been having a debate about Adam from the Amazing Race 6. Now I’m a gay man and this guy makes me seem macho. I’ve been telling Scott that this boy is as fruitty as they come, and after reading Reichen’s article over at Thefishbowl.com, I have confirmation that [...]
Are people really this stupid?
Well I read this article because his blogger said to. I’ve read several articles and even saw a episode of Queer as Folk about this issue. It honestly disgust me, but then I started thinking. Am I doing the same thing that these people are doing because I smoke cigerettes knowing that I [...]
